Monday, March 21, 2011

The Liberals have the answer

The Canadian Liberal Party's answer to the massive hole in Japan's reactor...shove a large chunk of regulation into it. This would be consistent with the figment of their imagination that everybody should relinquish their right to PRIVATE PROPERTY even in the form of a firearm.
Obama chimes in and tells the Japanese that if they would just focus on ***"Hope and Change" and to not let a ***"Good Crisis go to waste" combined with a round or two of golf things will miraculously get better. Although he ***"does not look like the rest of the president's on the U.S. Green Back" (Obama's own words) he is a Nobel Peace prize winner...in fact he is the first Nobel Peace Prize winner to be in charge of two wars and become involved (without legally involving his congress)in a third front...Libya.
Jeremiah Wright and Calypso Louie ***(Farrakhan's million man march) claim that America's 1,000,000 ***"chickens were coming home to roost" when they were suddenly diverted by George Bush and "Tricky" Dick Cheney. Rather than ***capsizing Guam the chickens,after landing in Japan via a ***"H.A.R.P teleporter" upset the Geo-sub structure thus causing the earthquake.
Michael Moore and the Hollywood Elite including Sean Penn are adament in their claim that Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez should oversee the "Japanese """Sicko" relief fund...free dust masks and a lead/iodide wrist band for everyone. This would prove the inferior health care system of the USA...again...because of the previous administration, George W Bush and Dick Cheney.
***google it

Hey Mauro did you get that????

The Sage

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps the answer is too simple for even the Sage to see. There are little to no distinctions between political parties, their dogma, their practices, their actions. All are bad, all are self-righteous and all are consumed by the preservation of the self. One solution to the reactor's hole would be to stuff it like a turkey with breadcrumbs and sage. His mouth is big enough to cover the the whole and his ego large enough to consume the fall-out. Ganga Bob

1:53 AM, April 05, 2011  

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