Saving the planet the Liberal way.
Due to the seriousness of global warming and climate change drastic and immediate measures must be implemented to ensure that planet earth and all of it's inhabitants are protected...even species that have yet to be discovered.
To expedite this mandate it is imperative that as of today all industry in Western culture will cease operations. Emissions created by fossil fuel's are to blame for at least .25% of all air borne pollution. These measures will have a dual impact on the reduction of pollutants created by industry. Because the majority of people rely on their automobile to commute to and from work there are hydra-carbon emissions created by the combustible engine but now that there is no work there will be no need to commute. In fact there will be positive ripple effects all the way throughout this process which will ensure a very clean and green planet.
Now that there is no need for the automobile, except for the military and police who will have their hands full with the agitated masses, many of our lakes and streams will become pure again because there is no air borne pollutants expelled from tailpipes to contaminate them. The most positive effect of this genocidal maneuver however will be the fact that there is no need for rubber anymore because tires will not be needed unless you are looking to riot and you need a few to light on fire.
Global warming and climate change is taken very serious by your Liberal Progressive leaders and as such we will ensure that the public endures whatever hardships required. There is no need to worry about your Liberal officials as they will be well taken care of...but thanks anyways.
Coal, that evil black material that has brought civilization to the advanced stage that is now coming to an end, will no longer be required to manufacture steel because steel mills are now shut down nor will it be used to power our turbines in generating electricity.
Given the fact that electricity will be produced by state of the art green tech. wind turbines and solar panels the cost of electricity will sky rocket so much that most of the population will be unable to afford it which will eventually lead to that segment of society freeze to death in the winter months...especially in Canada and the northern states.
Just because a volcanic eruption lasting 2 weeks spews 1,000 times more pollutants into the air than man can produce in 150years doesn't mean we can't clean up our own mess. Anybody who has been paying attention to Hollywood and Al Gore, Green Peace and the environmental whack jobs should know that if we don't act now the polar bears will drown, New York will be flooded due to the rise in sea levels brought about by melted glaciers and the entire planet will burn from heat produced by global warming.
China, Mexico, South America, Africa, India and the Soviet Union however will be exempt from this FUCKING STUPID LIBERAL AGENDA because they would just tell us to go FUCK OURSELVES anyway because as far as they are concerned global warming is not only a hoax it's a religion...imagine what their future holds for them...who in the hell needs an economy anyways?
Also as an energy conserving measure the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off indefinitely.
This is the L I B E R A L WAY.
To expedite this mandate it is imperative that as of today all industry in Western culture will cease operations. Emissions created by fossil fuel's are to blame for at least .25% of all air borne pollution. These measures will have a dual impact on the reduction of pollutants created by industry. Because the majority of people rely on their automobile to commute to and from work there are hydra-carbon emissions created by the combustible engine but now that there is no work there will be no need to commute. In fact there will be positive ripple effects all the way throughout this process which will ensure a very clean and green planet.
Now that there is no need for the automobile, except for the military and police who will have their hands full with the agitated masses, many of our lakes and streams will become pure again because there is no air borne pollutants expelled from tailpipes to contaminate them. The most positive effect of this genocidal maneuver however will be the fact that there is no need for rubber anymore because tires will not be needed unless you are looking to riot and you need a few to light on fire.
Global warming and climate change is taken very serious by your Liberal Progressive leaders and as such we will ensure that the public endures whatever hardships required. There is no need to worry about your Liberal officials as they will be well taken care of...but thanks anyways.
Coal, that evil black material that has brought civilization to the advanced stage that is now coming to an end, will no longer be required to manufacture steel because steel mills are now shut down nor will it be used to power our turbines in generating electricity.
Given the fact that electricity will be produced by state of the art green tech. wind turbines and solar panels the cost of electricity will sky rocket so much that most of the population will be unable to afford it which will eventually lead to that segment of society freeze to death in the winter months...especially in Canada and the northern states.
Just because a volcanic eruption lasting 2 weeks spews 1,000 times more pollutants into the air than man can produce in 150years doesn't mean we can't clean up our own mess. Anybody who has been paying attention to Hollywood and Al Gore, Green Peace and the environmental whack jobs should know that if we don't act now the polar bears will drown, New York will be flooded due to the rise in sea levels brought about by melted glaciers and the entire planet will burn from heat produced by global warming.
China, Mexico, South America, Africa, India and the Soviet Union however will be exempt from this FUCKING STUPID LIBERAL AGENDA because they would just tell us to go FUCK OURSELVES anyway because as far as they are concerned global warming is not only a hoax it's a religion...imagine what their future holds for them...who in the hell needs an economy anyways?
Also as an energy conserving measure the light at the end of the tunnel will be shut off indefinitely.
This is the L I B E R A L WAY.
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