Secret Operation

Asymmetrical circumstances occurring in the immediate past have led governing officials on both sides of the border to implement clandestine measures purportedly to counter any covert initiatives. Decoded encryption's transmitted through a technologically advanced device prompted governing officials to scramble for a logical solution given the volatile nature of the situation. Secret Operatives have uncovered a major plot that could affect school children everywhere. A plot directed at innocent children is despicable, low and most of all inhuman. Given the fact that politically correct intentions cater to the minority and the inadequately deficient it only stands to reason that regulation to ease the burden of their social requirements and demands be mandated in an expeditious manner. The ultra sensitive covert operation has led social progressive liberals here in Ontario to enforce special rules. Given the fact that peanut allergies affect a minuscule number of children it is now law that all of our schools will be "NUT" free. No longer will one or two kids in Ontario feel threatened about little Joey's peanut butter sandwich. No longer will Sally Muckenfudge have nightmares over little Jonnies bag of pistachio's. Now Ontario has the proud distinction of leading the way in depriving the majority of school kids their nutrition...all for the sake of the minority.

The Great Sage