New bride seeks divorce from bed-wetting hubby
New bride seeks divorce from bed-wetting hubby - Emirates 24/7. Oh come-on already...don't tell me the "BEDWETTER" Bawating Bob tried to mary a Saudi mail-order bride. Hey uhh Bobby, usually guys bring the bride back home with them they don't live in the shit hole whence the package originates. Oh and I was totally unaware of the mental disorder(s). So you slurp urine do you? Do you eat "fecal wraps" as well? I'm not being facetious here, really I'm not, I'm just as compassionate as the next guy...I'll bet that if you come back to this country, if even allowed back, you may qualify for social assistance. I'll bet some freak from the ndp, liberal or maybe even the "green party" would scream for amendments to the law as to qualify you special interest status. It must be a terrible affliction,...that is if it's a compulsive disorder beyond your control, but I would think that you would go through a terrible number of tooth brushes and mouthwash...you do brush after every meal I presume???? How about your napkins? When you wipe your mouth after every bite of whatever, do you ever get the feeling that your in the washroom and your wiping your ass???after all, they do have an anatomic resemblance.
On a positive note "Bedwetter" Bawating Bob, given the defective nature of the culture you might, just maybe might be considered some type of deity in relation to the blessed prophet mohammad. All is not lost...have "hope and change" and if you're not considered a deity maybe you can be cured to a point where the only fecal ingestion would be a Big Mac or something off the Micky Dees menu.
The Great Sage
On a positive note "Bedwetter" Bawating Bob, given the defective nature of the culture you might, just maybe might be considered some type of deity in relation to the blessed prophet mohammad. All is not lost...have "hope and change" and if you're not considered a deity maybe you can be cured to a point where the only fecal ingestion would be a Big Mac or something off the Micky Dees menu.
The Great Sage
posted by Dave at 7:05 PM
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Dave - I'm going to try & help you to evercome your obvious fear of Muslims - now the best way to cure yourself of a phobia is to face it -- so today I want you to go out & hug a Muslim - you don't have to tell him you love him or anything like that - you're just trying to cure your fear , you're not looking for a date -- now you might have to do this several times for it to work but keep trying - Dave - if this works -- DO NOT go out & hug a homosexual - you're not ready for that yet - -- remember - baby-steps - this will take awhile -- well I'll check back & see how far you've progressed -- good luck -- we're all in this together
OH is that a fact. So what happened in Grenada last week when a "low i.q." Canadian HUGGED an undercover police officer and ended up shot...by a member of the Grenada Constabulary. Apperently he thought she was a "good friend" and thought he would surprise her with a hug, well, surprise. These people make me laugh. So many Canadians (especially) go out of their way to show that they're not prejudice (yet) and the want to show it to the world because it makes them feel good inside. They haven't spent enough time with people outside of their culture to even know how to conduct themselves within that culture. "Oh I'm Canadian and I love everybody not like those stupid fuckin Yankees whom I hate...oh so you love everybody but Americans?Ya...go out and hug somebody "EH", and get a few 240grain bullets from a 40caliber into your body. But in short it proves your approach wrong,which is typical with those who try to dispell the message of... The Great Sage
LOL Good one - LMAO
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