The good old days
Does any body remember the good old days when having fun was simple and wholesome. Reciting something as easy and clean as eeny meeny miny moe catch a nigger by the toe if he hollers let him go eeny meeny miny moe, was all it took to keep kids occupied and out of trouble during school recess. On weekends friends and family would get together at the gravel pit and have shooting match's. Or kids would play "cowboys and Indians" or cop's and robbers. Now if a person even spells the word gun he's surrounded by SWAT. And hell the only people that can refer to anybody else as being a nigger are niggers themselves. As for Cowboys and Indians...shit that isn't going to work anymore, the indians are clubbing the shit out of us everyday in court...or at the corner confection store at 1:00 in the morning. How about cops and robbers nothing has changed...the only difference is that the robbers are wearing cop uniforms now. The good old days aren't that far gone, it seems like just yesterday when "ATM" meant Automatic Teller Machine...now...look out.And to make these matters insulting we have to listen to a phony liberal or liberal minded progressive tell us that if the public doesn't start limiting their use of toilet paper to just one square...per day not sitting, or if SUV's aren't banned and replaced with chevy volts that the polar bear will drown and New York city will be submerged in 25 ft of water. Next month the Sage, as a guest of honour, will be attending the International Caribbean Conference of Global Pragmatics I.C.C.G.P. at the Marcus Garvey Center for Philanthropy in Spanish Town Jamaica. Due to the severity of the implications posed by liberalism there will be 3 weeks dedicated solely to the eradication of liberalism. Remedies considered range from a reversing of the behavioural modification of our youth courtesy of the educational system, restoring corporal punishment in the classroom, and capital punishment for 1st degree murder, treason, 3rd time convicted rapists and a removal of communist affiliated agitprop's including union propaganda. The convention will wrap up with a discussion on the benefits of an armed society including the mandating of at least 2hrs a day of military training during school hrs. for all students in the Industrial 1st World of civilized nations.
That Great Emmisary...the Sage.
That Great Emmisary...the Sage.
posted by Dave at 7:19 PM
5 Comments:
Remember those good ole days when you wern't such a hypocrite. When you admittedly went to Jamacia for other purposes. Ah you are so full of it. Mr.Righteus you fool no-one and never have. Bawating Bob
Prove my hypocracy Bawating Bob. Show everyone where I have mispoken or have acted contrary to my ideals or beliefs. You can't.The truth is meant only for those who can handle it. For everybody else there's government jobs and prozac.The Great Sage
I remember you at high school.You squeeled when you thought some of us embibed in your vehicle. Remember? We all know both sides of you. Precisely why you are the master of hypocracy. Bawating Bob.
I remember you at high school.You squeeled when you thought some of us embibed in your vehicle. Remember? We all know both sides of you. Precisely why you are the master of hypocracy. Bawating Bob.
I know very well who you are and I see that the educational system was ripped off (again) because, typical of liberals who couldn't afford their own vehicle while in school, you failed at spelling. The correct way to spell "SQUEALED" is as it's written not "SQUEELED". Or does Bawating Bob have a dictionary that the world is unaware of?I don't expect for one minute that a liberal communist would change their way because it's just too easy to be a social parasite ignorant of the facts. You've breeched the boundary of debate. Never argue with an idiot. And why would you use the word "imbibing" when the fact of the matter is you were just a stupid drunk.The Great Sage.
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