You have been counted
Warning you have now been counted, Thought Criminal #509,760.
Write this number down and report to the "Commissar of Mind Think" at the rail station...and don't forget warm clothes and a shovel.
It is mandatory that you volunteer 14hrs of honest labour daily to the state for the common good. Your mandatory contribution is the result of your absconding from authority. We cannot allow individuals to think on their own especially thoughts of broadening their intellect or reaping what they have sewn. That would be unconscionable and derisive...for where would that leave those who can't think on their own or who do not wish to contribute? Remember...the "Commissar of Gifts" will supply free Vodka to those who willingly labour and don't think; we will do that for you.
Der Commissar Sag
Write this number down and report to the "Commissar of Mind Think" at the rail station...and don't forget warm clothes and a shovel.
It is mandatory that you volunteer 14hrs of honest labour daily to the state for the common good. Your mandatory contribution is the result of your absconding from authority. We cannot allow individuals to think on their own especially thoughts of broadening their intellect or reaping what they have sewn. That would be unconscionable and derisive...for where would that leave those who can't think on their own or who do not wish to contribute? Remember...the "Commissar of Gifts" will supply free Vodka to those who willingly labour and don't think; we will do that for you.
Der Commissar Sag
posted by Dave at 7:41 PM
1 Comments:
Oh great sage, your opinions are eye-opening to say the least -
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