HELP!! Occupy Charlottesville needs Rape Whistles FAST(100!)

With all the anti-Right and "Eat the Rich" chaos and anarchy today it's refreshing to see that there still remains an element, as slight as it may be, of sanity and rational.
Here at the "People's Cube" Truth is equally as important as an "eat the rich" protester's right to bitch and whine (and not be heard). This has got to be the biggest laugh since Obama's inauguration. These spoiled dislocated parasites are running around happier than a Palestinian with a new rocket launcher because they've got access to an open "meat market in tents".....ahhhh but it's for the "COMMON GOOD"...COMRADE. "Hey Bitch all this condemnation of people with a bank account is making me horny and tonight your tent has been chosen for the the next 4hr round of "COLLECTIVENESS"...meanwhile the media love child socialists haven't showered since they began making foolish asses of themselves. And these freaks of nature think they're capable of running the world let alone changing it?
HELP!! Occupy Charlottesville needs Rape Whistles FAST(100!)
This is the age of IRONY.
...from the Mother Land comrades...the day before National Worker's Day,

Czar Sage