Saturday, January 08, 2011

Wasted time.

Attention comrades...due to the deliberate waste of time and also the time deliberately spent wasted...all inner collective activities such as shopping for food and clothing, will be allocated by the newly appointed "Time Czar".
Any person's wishing to participate in life's everyday activities must first be authorized by the "Time Czar" to ensure that their activities do not conflict with that of the following departments...The Temporal Counterproliferation Unit... Lifespan Duration Security Administration...Department of Chronological Warfare and
Redistribution of Moments, Intervals and Infinity and the Director of Control and Measurement of the Past Present and Future.
It is to be noted that the Permanent Director of Time-Space Continuum will allocate menial tasks that will advance the "common good".
Comrades it should also be noted that freedom of speech does not necessarily mean that one's lips can flap for free...there is a pecuniary dispensation required. Before excising your "freedom of speech" it is mandatory that you apply to the Commissar of Mind Think and request a list of words and phrases that have been pre-approved by the State.
The Commissar of Voluntary Compliance will be more than happy to inform you of what your choice of words will be.
Thank you comrades

The State

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