SAGE'S SPECIAL OF THE WEEK
As a privileged and appreciative fan of the Great Sage you are invited to shop at the unique and eccentric "SAGEBRUSH ELITE". Discover a fine array of worldy items that will leave you in awe.....maybe shock and awe.
This weeks special is 2 guiding phrases, 4 words of wisdom and 100 rounds of 30caliber metal piercing cartirdges all for $19.95 and if you visit right now you'll receive a free copy of the biography of osama bin laden, complete with fluorescent red bull's eye stenciled into the middle of the cover for that quick-site configuration on your AK47 or AK74.
As an added bonus, the first 10 shoppers at "SAGEBRUSH ELITE" will receive a complimentary hezbola puppet complete with Iranian puppeteer. This shady bag of rags is ready to be fitted with a suicide vest and turban just the way it's meant to be in the wacky islamic rogue states of the Middle East and Asia Minor.
If you're really looking to impress your low life clan you can place a seperate order for the many cave decorations such as bats, stalagmite cones and original musty odor air fresheners.
For that back home appearance and to really provide authenticity, a sign depicting the way to the Khyber Pass after you've been hit by a bunker blast is only $9.95.
So if you're looking to fit "RIGHT" in with the "liberal left" call "SAGEBRUSH ELITE" now before the jihad is over.
Terms: Applies to TERRORISTS only, must prove affiliation with Taliban, Al Qaida, Hamas, Hezbola or Fatah:
Radical Syrian Imams and Iranian Clerics sold seperately:
No peace deal is expressed or implied:
All sales terminal:
Shipping and handling charges are to be payed in advance:
In the event of an uprising or jihad freight may be subjected to scrutiny by Israel's military bomb squad in which case your parcel WILL be blown up.
The Great Sage:::Invasive Eastern Division (I.E.D. for short); where your kids are sure to have a "BLAST"
This weeks special is 2 guiding phrases, 4 words of wisdom and 100 rounds of 30caliber metal piercing cartirdges all for $19.95 and if you visit right now you'll receive a free copy of the biography of osama bin laden, complete with fluorescent red bull's eye stenciled into the middle of the cover for that quick-site configuration on your AK47 or AK74.
As an added bonus, the first 10 shoppers at "SAGEBRUSH ELITE" will receive a complimentary hezbola puppet complete with Iranian puppeteer. This shady bag of rags is ready to be fitted with a suicide vest and turban just the way it's meant to be in the wacky islamic rogue states of the Middle East and Asia Minor.
If you're really looking to impress your low life clan you can place a seperate order for the many cave decorations such as bats, stalagmite cones and original musty odor air fresheners.
For that back home appearance and to really provide authenticity, a sign depicting the way to the Khyber Pass after you've been hit by a bunker blast is only $9.95.
So if you're looking to fit "RIGHT" in with the "liberal left" call "SAGEBRUSH ELITE" now before the jihad is over.
Terms: Applies to TERRORISTS only, must prove affiliation with Taliban, Al Qaida, Hamas, Hezbola or Fatah:
Radical Syrian Imams and Iranian Clerics sold seperately:
No peace deal is expressed or implied:
All sales terminal:
Shipping and handling charges are to be payed in advance:
In the event of an uprising or jihad freight may be subjected to scrutiny by Israel's military bomb squad in which case your parcel WILL be blown up.
The Great Sage:::Invasive Eastern Division (I.E.D. for short); where your kids are sure to have a "BLAST"
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