Well comrades it's that time of the year again when the commissar's of revenue ally themselves with the commissar's of air and space consumption to calculate the appropriate penalty for irresponsibly working towards the selfish idea of survival.
How disgusting has civilization become where the proletariat(prol) feels as though he is entitled to reap what he has sewn. How low will society stoop in thinking that those who risk everything to be in business should be blessed with the meagre reward of retaining even a pittance of their wares. Comrades for the common good and the development of the late great fearless leader Pierre Elliot Trudeau's "Just Society" there will be a new "progressive" department initiated for the sole purpose of collecting (confiscating) that which is owed (everything). In addition to this self-sufficiency and personal responsibility will no longer be admirable traits deserving reward. The state need not remind "it's" workers that the gulags still have vacancy.
Capitalist pigs should be reminded that all work is for the good of the state.
The Commissar of the "Common Good" will be collaborating with the other 5,400 "progressive" agencies to ensure that individuals voluntarily donate, at gun point if need be, all income derived from the time of awakening until sleep. Incidentally the Commissar of "Reprieve" will monitor the hours of rest of all prols. As an added incentive prol's who refuse to bandage fingers to stop profuse bleeding due to constant clawing of the frozen dirt will be allotted 3 additional minutes of sleep. Rather than rising from rest at 3:45 am the prol will now rise at 3:47...the other minute will be donated to those who are less fortunate. As a streamlining of our great government institution the Commissar of "Honest Allotment" will not only monitor the allocation of this precious minute of time but will also ensure mandatory volunteering by prols with more than 15 minutes of spare time on their filthy hands.
Remember comrades the beet fields are in need of harvest and the Trans-Siberian Railway needs more spikes. We as a collective of proletariat's, peace be unto Tony Martin, must remember that we as individuals are nothing. One man's voice is insignificant and irrelevant. It is government and togetherness that ensures progression. As good, decent "kulaks" we must put our faith in government,our "Big Brother" for it is looking to defend us from the evils of "Capitalism" and common sense.
If you hear a knock on the door at 3:00am do not fear for it is only the "Brown Shirts" wanting to ask just a few questions...such as did you keep any beets that fell out of the sacks that you carried to the Borscht factory? Did you swing your mulletuk (hammer) more than 4 times per spike while on the railroad? Have you had any chocolate this month? If yes what garbage bin did this chocolate come from? They may get personal...they may inquire as to whether or not you used your water quota for such wasteful and environmentally unfriendly things such as washing more than 3times a week or using it to down the medication you require to stay "SANE".
These interviews (interrogative sessions)will last no more than 45 minutes allowing you ample time to wrap the leather strips to your feet before you leave the gulag... excuse me...your apartment as to fulfill your "mandatory" contribution to society.
Together we can build a bigger government, together we can install enough commisars to ensure stability within our Socialist Utopia but most importantly we can elimate the evil Bourgeoisie who claim they build a self sustaining economy by generating employment through the hiring of prols who produce what the world needs...how arrogantly misleading; which is why Canistan needs more regulation and more Commisars.
Infidel Partisan the Sage.
All parody aside...Liberate Free Enterprise Kill Socialism.